Alright alright, not our year: even if you rubbed Landon Donovan’s abs for good luck. Altidore was sleeping the entire game, and for some reason we took Findley out in the first half. Watch out in 2014, if the world’s still around. On the upside, at least the US vs Ghana game set some records. Apparently 19.4 million people tuned in to see us get our asses beat, crushing the previous record of 14.8 mil. So we win even when we lose, suck it Africa. On the real, props to Ghana, they deserved it.

New Chromeo to ease the pain. This is that steeze you throw on the decks in the wee hours of the night after all the partying has been had and you’re settling down, hopefully with that girl from the show. Don’t turn the lights on, cause tonight I wanna see you in the dark. Buttery smooth.

-chopsticks