So for the past week or so we’ve been trekking around the orient smelling the smells and tasting the tastes. We did Shanghai for a few days and it was bananas! Cheap food, hot women, and horrible drivers everywhere. There are some crazy funky eats here, as well as a KFC every half a block. Unfortunately we were too jetlagged to check out the local nightlife, but in future adventures we’ll definitely be hitting the Beijing and Hong Kong club scenes. We did however, manage to enjoy a few of the local attractions, including the famous and perpetually bumping Nanjing Road.

Now we’re in Nanjing for a short stint before we head to Beijing and then Hong Kong. Some amazing historical sights to be seen around here although the city’s not much for nightlife, at least American style. Drivers here are even worse than in Shanghai, it’s pretty miraculous that there’re still so many goddamn people alive over here.

In a few days we’ll be off to Qingdao for a short vacation from our vacation, then back to hitting the hottest spots in Beijing and Hong Kong. We’ll just be missing an Ed Banger show in Hong Kong, but from what the locals say the club scene will be just as fresh any other time. Legal drinking age here is 0 so the kids are looking to party!

-chopsticks